a public service announcement
I still don’t understand why none of my art teachers every told us this.
i learned this in higher level physics :3
"In two worlds," said Alan quietly, "there is nothing I love half as much as you."
"Sometimes," Nick said, still looking at the floor, his voice rough and shocking in the silence. "Sometimes I want to be human for you."
my boss thinks im anerexic or jost dont eat enough cuz im not energetic… sigh its hard to be energetic after 8 hours on my feet, night shift. its also hard to be energetic after working 13 nights out of 15. i think she thinks that cuz im skinny.
im kinda used to that presumption cuz im also vegan so autimaticlly to ppl that dont get veganism that means that i have an eating disorder. she thinks that just cuz im skinny… while i have a coworker that told me that he was on a like special weight loss diet that has him only drink some kind of formula liquid thing for breakfast lunch and dinner… and cuz he isnt skinny probably no one will think that thats worrying.
ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk
You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.
So fuckin adorable
hey let’s stop making wild animals into pets just because they’re cute and instead go adopt one of the millions of shelter animals who need homes
that would be swell, thanks
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
the photo set is funny but i dont agree with this. it insinuates that childrens feelings and emotions are less valid. do they fae it sometimes? yes. but other times theres a pause before the crying starts cause they ppl arent robots that do things automatically.
lets say the child fell and got hurt. they land realize that something is hurting, react.
lets say the child fell down but wasnt hurt, they land and maybe the wind was knocked out of them, maybe it was just scary and they got a shock, pause to process what happend then react.
Like, this is Loki
And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.
This is Castiel
And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.
This is Tony Stark
And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.
Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.